Subject: Say what?
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The following are actual signs seen across the good ol' U.S.A.:
At a Santa Fe gas station: "We will sell gasoline to anyone in a
In a New York restaurant: "Customers who consider our waitresses
uncivil ought to see the manager."
On the wall of a Baltimore estate: "Trespassers will be prosecuted to
the full extent of the law. -- Sisters of Mercy"
In the window of a Kentucky appliance store: "Don't kill your wife.
Let our washing machines do the dirty work."
In a funeral parlor: "Ask about our layaway plan."
In a clothing store: "Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17
In a Tacoma, Washington men's clothing store: "15 men's wool suits,
$10. They won't last an hour!"
On a shopping mall marquee: "Archery Tournament -- Ears pierced"
Outside a country shop: "We buy junk and sell antiques."
In the window of an Oregon store: "Why go elsewhere and be cheated
when you can come here?"
In a Maine restaurant: "Open 7 days a week and weekends."
On a radiator repair garage: "Best place to take a leak."
In the vestry of a New England church: "Will the last person to leave
please see that the perpetual light is extinguished."
In a Pennsylvania cemetery: "Persons are prohibited from picking
flowers from any but their own graves."
On a roller coaster: "Watch your head."
On the grounds of a public school: "No trespassing without
On a long-established New Mexico dry cleaners: "38 years on the same
In a Los Angeles dance hall: "Good clean dancing every night but
In a Florida maternity ward: "No children allowed."
In a New York drugstore: "We dispense with accuracy."
In the offices of a loan company: "Ask about our plans for owning
In a New York medical building: "Mental Health Prevention Center"
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