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The top 15 things to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk:


15. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

14. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the
last time management course you sent me to."

13. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper."

12. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and
envisioning a new paradigm!"

11. "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"

10. "I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance."

9. "Actually I'm doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan."
(SLEEP) I learned it at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend.

8. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve
work-related stress."

7. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a
solution to our biggest problem."

6. "The coffee machine is broken...."

5. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot."

4. "Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"

3. "Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the
workaholic!"

2. "I wasn't sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without
hands."

AND THE #1 BEST THING TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK:

1.	"Amen"

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