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Subject: 15 signs you have nothing to do at work

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15> You find yourself looking forward to your next random drug test.

14> You've already read the entire Dilbert page-a-day calendar for

13> The only activity on your calendar?  Tuesday/8:00am -- Discuss
Melrose Place at the water cooler.

12> You discover that staring at your cubicle wall long enough
produces image of Elvis.

11> You've actually figured out a way to get Gilligan off that

10> You decide to see how many Mountain Dew's you can drink before
the inevitable explosion occurs.

9> Wake up, fix Tipper her breakfast and kiss her goodbye, then
back to bed.

8> Over 200 alphabetical, notated, and cross-indexed submissions
to today's Top Five List.

7> People only come into your office to borrow pencils from your

6> Your employer lets you listen in on his calls from the

5> You *knew* that guy who hired you to find his wife's killer
looked familiar.

4> No longer content with merely photo-copying your bottom, you
now scan it and enhance it with Photoshop.

3> After months of taking frequent breaks, you now require only
a single can of cola to belch the names of all seven Dwarves.

2> Your title?  Hooters Employee Continuing Education Coordinator.

and the Number 1 Sign You Have Nothing to Do at Work...

1> The 4th Division of Paperclips has overrun the Pushpin Infantry
and General White-Out has called for a new skirmish.

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