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Subject: HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?


(1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. 
Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you 
like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
-- Alan, age 10

(2) No person really decides before they grow up who 
they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, 
and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
-- Kirsten, age 10


WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

(1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know 
the person FOREVER by then.
-- Camille, age 10

(2) No age is good to get married at. You got to 
be a fool to get married. 
-- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)


HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

(1) You might have to guess, based on whether they 
seem to be yelling at the same kids.
-- Derrick, age 8


WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

(1) Both don't want any more kids.
-- Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

(1) Dates are for having fun, and people should 
use them to get to know each other. Even boys 
have something to say if you listen long enough. 
-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

(2) On the first date, they just tell each other 
lies and that usually gets them interested enough 
to go for a second date.
-- Martin, age 10


WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS 
TURNING SOUR?

(1) I'd run home and play dead. The next day I 
would call all the newspapers and make sure 
they wrote about me in all the dead columns. 
-- Craig, age 9


WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

(1) When they're rich.
-- Pam, age 7

(2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I 
wouldn't want to mess with that.
-- Curt, age 7! 

(3) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, 
then you should marry them and have kids with 
them. It's the right thing to do.
-- Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

It's better for girls to be single but not 
for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)


HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
(1) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, 
wouldn't there?
-- Kelvin, age 8



And the #1 Favorite is........

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

(1) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if 
she looks like a truck. 
-- Ricky, age 10


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